Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.
Genie: What fur?
Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that\'s what fur!
What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp?
He used a candle instead!
What did Aladdin\'s lamp say?
\"You turn me on!\"
What did the dragon swallow that made him breathe fire?
Optician: \"Have your eyes ever been checked?\"
Ogre: \"No, they\'ve always been red!\"
What would you do if you saw a family of ogres coming towards you?
Hope that they were going to a fancy-dress party!
Did you hear about my brother who slept with his head under the pillow?
When he woke up, he discovered the fairies had taken all his teeth!
Did you hear the one about Arbor Day?
It\'ll leaf you laughing!
Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
It\'s a corny one!
Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn\'t chicken!
How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck!
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth!
What do computer operators eat for lunch?
Chips! cheap electric unicycle
Why is that man standing in the sink?
He\'s a tap dancer
Posted by Parvathi Sivanadyan
Posted Date 02.11.2014