What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Answer: A SOURPUSS!
Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building?
Answer: HE WAS TOO BIG FOR THE ELEVATOR!
There were two ducks in front of a duck, and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
Answer: A FRUIT FLY!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Answer: A FSH!
What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Answer: CHASE PARKED CARS!
What do sea monsters eat?
Answer: FISH AND SHIPS!
When does a boat show affection?
Answer: WHEN IT HUGS THE SHORE!
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Posted by Vishal Kalyani
Posted Date 07.11.2014