The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he does not.
B: Does he drink whisky?
A: No, he does not.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he does not.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

A big cat surprised a family of mice. Father Mouse jumped and said, \"Bow-wow!\" The cat ran away. \"What was that, Father?\" asked Baby Mouse. \"Well, son, that\'s why it\'s important to learn a second language.\"

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. Therefore, I asked him \"What was the name of his other leg?\"

The doctor to the patient: \'You are very sick\' The patient to the doctor: \'Can I get a second opinion?\' The doctor again: \'Yes, you are very ugly too...\'

A man goes to the doctor and says, \"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.\"
The doctor asks, \"What do you mean?\"
The man says, \"When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.\"
The doctor says, \"I know what\'s wrong with you - you\'ve broken your finger!\"

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Patient: Doctor! You have to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, \"Why are you arguing?\"
One-boy answers, \"We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.\"
\"You should be ashamed of yourselves,\" said the teacher, \"When I was your age I didn\'t even know what a lie was.\"
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Posted by Ashok Georgia Annamalai

Posted Date 07.10.2014