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Aug 5, 2015
 

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Q. What did the cow say when the music on the radio was over?
A. Such good Moosic!

A kid comes home after school and says, \"Mom! Mom! They\'re only saying at the school that I\'m the most foolish kid ever.\" Lady: \"Kid, your home is straight cross the street.\"

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road to the park?
A: To get to the other slide!!!

A guy and a giraffe walk into a bar. The guy sits down and they both take a few drinks. The giraffe falls over. Then the guy gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender says, \"Stop! Are you going to leave that lyin\' there?\" The guy says, \"That\'s not a lion. That\'s a giraffe\".

Q. What has three feet and no toes?????
A. A yard stick!!

Q. What did the policeman say to his stomach?
A. You\'re under a vest!

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Say ready, teddy, go!

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You\'re too young to smoke!

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with grass?
A. A grasshopper!

Q. What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
A. You\'re too young to be engaged!

Q. What\'s green in the middle and white on the sides?
A. A frog sandwich!

One day, a boy and his grandma were walking when the boy saw a coin. He was going to pick it up but his grandma told him, \"Don\'t you know that we cannot pick things from the floor?!\"

Next time they went out walking, his grandma fell over onto the floor. She asked her grandson, \"Would you pick me up please?\" And he told her, \"Don\'t you know that we cannot pick up things from the floor?!!!\"

Q: Why do barbers make good drivers?
A: Because they know all the shortcuts!

Q. What do you call a man under a car?
A. JACK!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. I\'ll stay up here while you hang around.

Two tomatoes were walking down the street One says, \"Hello, I\'m tomato\" The other one gets run over by a car...and then says, \"Hi! I\'m ketchup.\"

Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Because it has crabs on its bottom!

Q. What did the Lion say when he saw a boy on a skateboard?
A. Meals on wheels!

Q. Why did the student climb on a ladder?
A. Because he wanted to be on top of the class.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the barking lot! electric walkcar

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea (no eye deer).

Posted by Ashok Georgia Annamalai

Posted Date 06.04.2015

 
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